My fellow Chicagoans get all stupid when people talk about putting ketchup on hot dogs (to be fair you could probably strike out everything in that sentence after “stupid” and I wouldn’t argue with you). I personally am not a ketchup guy, but I think it’s stupid for people to get pissed about what people do when it…

I don’t have anything quippy, just glad Deadspin has someone good reporting on hockey

Hate to break it to you, but FI does not have traction, stability, or ABS controls.

+1 strut walking, shit talking, glory hawking son of a bitch.

“You hit the ball with a bat.” - Baseball Chid

Joe Flacco is reportedly so upset with the pick that he couldn’t finish his morning coddled egg.

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

C. trading back into the first round to take a third QB who will be a bust

I give this comment 21 out of 12.

U got the cook. U musta took. A whole hour just to make up your plate.

The terrible part is the league has an 83 run mercy rule.

Train full of feces wouldn’t be there if Alabama hadn’t specifically asked for it. Sending it somewhere that doesn’t give a flip about environmental concerns makes perfect sense.

A liar, cheat, psychopath, real estate grifter.... I’m surprised he didn’t run for President.

This isn’t really hating on black people at all. It’s a group of girls having fun singing along to a popular song.

This is fucking stupid. His team fucked up and he’s covering, it’s the least he can do considering all the money they just made him.  Doesn’t matter who’s questioning him.

I thought the bridge was held up with thoughts and prayers.

This man will not shut up or dribble.

Last time I said we need to find a way to stop a nut with a gun—and that’s all I said—I get an email saying, “I’m saving my last bullet to put it right between your eyes.” Just another responsible gun owner in America.

Martini striping the halo.