I fly American to CLT a lot for work from PA. It’s a 2 hour flight, and because I always buy the cheapest ticket I can, I am often in the last row, because the last row is the cheapest, and he got what he paid for.

I don’t recline, but you are wrong.  As long as its a feature, no one is a monster for using it.

But then, days or weeks later, you realize you are driving around in a 12 year old Chevy Cobalt BY CHOICE and you have an existential breakdown.

Right? My gut tells me this car should sell for $6,500 tops.

No. No they do not. 

Pretty sure that’s not supposed to be installed inside the vehicle unless it’s a fixed-mounted ASME tank which, judging by the rest of the handiwork I suspect it’s not.

Load it up with red thread locker and just ratchet it in.  Let the next owner worry about it.

No good deed goes unpunished.

David, don’t beat yourself up over it, it happens to every mechanic sooner or later.

If the thread chaser doesn’t fix it, you might be able to drill it out by hand, by just using progressively larger drill bits. Will be slow and tedious but probably faster than pulling the engine (although you might be able to undo…

Because the State of New York decided to issue their documents as they see fit.

• Level 1: 1992 Legend - Suburban Bakersfield

Military grade = pre broken. Military crap always comes already broken, because you take the average jarhead and lock them in a room overnight that is empty apart from two anvils, then in the morning they’ll have broken one and lost the other. Military grade means that it is already busted so as to save the military…

Nuclear Grade is generally the same stuff as anything else, but with twice the weight in paperwork proving it is what it says it is.

Considering that breast milk, cow milk, goat milk, almond milk, soy milk, and oat milk all have the naming convention where the first word is the source of the milk, we already should have been horrified the first time we heard the phrase “toddler milk.”

I am glad when these guys are behind me, it allows me to see how well the bones in my hand have healed without the bother of an xray

To the pet owners out there who have older pups or those with mobility issues, our senior pit bull was slowing down a couple of years back, playing far less often and having trouble getting up on the couch, let alone the bed. My buddy suggested we try giving her tumeric pills in the morning so we started giving her…

Great, now they've gone and bloody ruined it.

I bet if they electrified the Camaro, it would shake things up too. Well, that and making it so the driver can see out of the car.

I can’t express how much disappointment I have that you're still doing the pun thing.