ooooh, so much candy and puppies in there.

and of course a spiritual acceptance of always being first to the scene of the accident.

Yes! Finally a chance to flex. I have (against most odds) been operating a USDM Delica/Mitsu Wagon for about 6 and some years now. I contend that cab-over vans were never done justice in the U.S. and is the best shape for urban usage - go figure since they evolved in the context of dense Asian cities. Highways…

I want the van over the wagon. It looks like a GoBot foot.

There’s a hot dog guy in that photo. He has an interesting expression on his face for a, you know, hot dog.

I don’t give a shit about Usher, but the way he’s beaming after getting offstage with the Style Boyz always makes me laugh.

This thing is awesome. But it’s just way, way too much money for something so potentially unreliable. For this kind of scratch you could find a well converted E-350 4wd van which would give you more space and a lot more security in its reliability.

Ah... the good old “splice two pictures together to make the space look bigger” technique.

Style Boyz 4 Life

$60 worth of stuff at CVS would be $30 anywhere else.

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping is hilarious. He’s so good at playing a complete idiot.

Yeah, everything is OK until you hit the back door, then it all goes to shit. 

Completely agree.  I appreciate them sticking to the original shape and making a “Jeep Truck”, but it is awful.  I would like to see a two door model with a slight extended cab or something, because the proportions of the 4-dr model just look “off” to me.

One thing I noticed once I saw a few of these in person is that they are incredibly ugly. 

Jesus Christ folks are paying a lot of money to cosplay as outdoorsy!

The blinker defeats the brake light on that side, which in this day and age is pretty dumb. It obviously isn’t earth shattering, but Torch likes to make a big deal about this kind of stuff b/c this is Jalopnik.

They probably just open the doors and hit everything with a leaf blower once a week.

Or, actually, they’re fine.

This is prose-cursing on the level of Veep. Made me chuckle.

If they ever actually try a lane change in a manner as severe as the green arrow on the screen indicates, that thing will be on its roof faster than you can say “Things will get better now that De Nyschenn is gone”