The blinker defeats the brake light on that side, which in this day and age is pretty dumb. It obviously isn’t earth shattering, but Torch likes to make a big deal about this kind of stuff b/c this is Jalopnik.

They probably just open the doors and hit everything with a leaf blower once a week.

Or, actually, they’re fine.

This is prose-cursing on the level of Veep. Made me chuckle.

nah, the cheap lambrusco makes her all face flushed ... just don’t stand too close when she lights up one of her Misty Menthols, things might go whoosh just off the vapors

If they ever actually try a lane change in a manner as severe as the green arrow on the screen indicates, that thing will be on its roof faster than you can say “Things will get better now that De Nyschenn is gone”

I mean, thats how *I* would have responded to this news...

That was in the town my mom lives in!  Windsor. The whole town sort of knew he was a joke; that was crazy.

A buddy of mine who’s an expert in Rolex watches ordered by guys in the Air Force in the 1970s.

Jewish Pub == Deli. :)

I’d go to a Jewish bar just for the latke’s. That’s probably the food dish I miss the most since we stopped celebrating Hanukkah after my grandpa died.

Huh interesting. A little limited for me being mainly veggie, but sometimes open to fish. Worth a try for a drink and pierogis though. There’s a Russian bathhouse in Brooklyn with a good beer selection and weirdly awesome pierogis, even though it’s a tad tacky, not say luxurious (still fun).

One of the 2nd Ave Deli locations in New York has a bar above it with good cocktails and interesting Jewish/Kosher bites - like Pastrami Deviled Eggs, Gefilte Croquettes and Duck Blintzes

Came here to say this. I’m a vegan married to a guy with an ultra orthodox sibling so I know my way around the symbols. I would never take pareve as meaning I could eat it without reading the ingredients carefully.

Pareve isn’t necessarily vegan, though: fish and eggs are pareve.

Due to unusual circumstances, the only chance we got to photograph the car was in the dark. (Sorry!) But it did fit a Christmas tree:

Forget this idiot, how is this the first time I’m hearing about Burgerim?!

Nothing says “my Alfa is in the shop...again” like another Alfa with a loaner vehicle sticker on it. Classic.

But if it were real, it would be spectacular.

It’s like if leather was replaced with michelin man hide