Retail. On suckers pay retail. 

Opossums, then raccoons.  

Battle of who could care less

Thanks for the reminder.  I have to get my mom more laser printer toner.  I think she has the same model. 

i wanna rock your body (to the break of dawn)

I’ll say what I want - Jay Kay is awesome and so is Jamiroquai.  A true talent and gearhead. 

My goal is to teach my wife how to drive, then drive stick and then have the good people at Inbound Motorsports get us a right hand drive truck. I just think it would be hysterical if she can only drive a huge, wacky SUV.  They had a Pajero a year or so ago that was awesome. 

Russian Police are stern.  Stern but fair. 

Pixel 2 user here.  Battery has started tanking since the last auto update.  Am I the only one?

Pixel 2 user here.  Battery has started tanking since the last auto update.  Am I the only one?

I like to heat up a can of soup and crack and egg in it. 

So that's where I'm supposed to put my feet!

#cancelled

All those guys drive like jerks. Running lights and speeding.  It's a shanda. 

Yeah, spoken like a guy that swaps out full size toilets for toilets that are big enough for farts only!

Not enough time for a new crankshaft?

People should make their own. Adults and kids mess around, get covered in glue and sparkles and have fun. 

People should make their own. Adults and kids mess around, get covered in glue and sparkles and have fun. 

Jacket after?

Jacket after?

Have a great trip.  Those things are unkillable. 

Mooooawm!

One ball, one cheek. Alternate. 

One ball, one cheek. Alternate.