DON'T EAT SOAP!

DON'T EAT SOAP!

Did they flip the truck with giant spatula?

One time on a flight the Captain let me sit on his lap. He only wanted to talk about Roman gladiator movies.

These are aging well. Kinda digging it

Nice Price all day. 

I don't think she's Greek.

What are the odds of this happening again?

Nota fan of the rear.  Nice in the face/side. Would swipe right

Not to mention fart muffling. 

So she’s lazy and not hungry enough.  this isn’t news. 

I don’t think I could ” Live long and prosper,” in that van.

These give me flashbacks to middle school. Why isn’t Mike’s mom picking him up today? Is that his dad? Is this why he never talks about him?  

Wrong. So very wrong. 

Dildos bad, blackface good.  Got it 

Do they get loaners? Ride to closest subway that makes you transfer 3x? 

What am I going to do with 2 fishbowls?

What am I going to do with 2 fishbowls?

Same here. I wish there was something that can be done about it. 

Cool. I've always wanted to drive a Nissan Altima with 289,000 miles and questionable at best service history.  I also love flat, unsupportive seating. 

I thought there weren't any dumb questions. 

I don't want to wrench on any of them?