Who is Twitter for again?

You’d think the judge would know nobody wants a Dodge Dart and it was a clerical error. 

That is the cleanest garage I have ever seen. Does he make microchips in there?

These are growing on me. Np.

How much for the ‘79 Ford POS?

And the world is a little less interesting

I have similar with my Pixel 2. Bad connection makes it tricky to charge and it takes a lot of squeezing to get it to connect to car.  Surprising. 

I have similar with my Pixel 2. Bad connection makes it tricky to charge and it takes a lot of squeezing to get it…

Flight attendant probably would have reacted the same way to a 7-year-old asking for chocolate milk.

Whistle-Pig!

so what you’re saying is...SHENANIGANS 

Right, diffuse the situation with some humor.  

“How about you buy the vodka and I’ll throw in a mixer of your choice and a bag of chex mix for free?”

This can't be real. Is this viral marketing for a Nick Cage movie?

Wowzers. That butt is like an angry Camry/Lexus face. 

How about Jason Mantzoukas? Heynongman

it’s hard to explain.  after the initial bite that feels way too hard, it gets soft and almost taffy like...but still kinda crunchy.  

aww, you ruined it. 

I didn't use that hand to pick through the doughnuts. Relax. 

It’s professional grade.

It’s professional grade.

I come for the doughnuts and coffee.  they haven’t gotten a fucking dime from me.