who the fuck told you that?

I could make a joke about arriving ahead of schedule, but I don’t work blue. 

It’s one of the few candies that can break a tooth on the initial bite and pull it out from the root after softened up.

i’m surprised he has rims to run on.  Roads in Philly are novelty bad. 

Chico stick!

Backmouthpiece

Lid doesn't go as far as it used to. When I was a wee boy a lid would...

What did this car compete with? GS400? I remember reading reviews about how great the engine is on paper but would consistently put down mediocre performance numbers.

Buyers market on these ugly, impractical lumps. CP.

Incredibly, all the drivers are on the same conversation, simultaneously.

Beat it, Wanker. 

Oh man, was the study today?  I totally spaced on time. 

Unit indeed.

That’s how I got a sweet Tropicana orange am/fm radio.  That and diabeetus. 

I thought all jeeps were $500

I can’t clean my car?!  Don’t touch my shit. 

I really can’t believe that many people had issues with a woman as president.  It was just her. 

How did you see my search history?

I think a lot of people just really dislike Hillary. Even before trump. 

Really gobbles up the miles.