Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Think about that poor mother and her 12 year old daughter. Imagine being her husband and the father of that child. You look forward every day to spending time with them when you get home from work and out of the blue you get a call that some loser destroyed them and took them away from you forever. You don’t even get…

America is where roundabouts are too confusing so they demand stoplight after stoplight. Also, where left lanes are called “my lane “ and everyone is wrong 

Yeah I agree, it was about half and half for both groups being cool or assholes. The one that really got me was the dad and daughter with the red truck who wouldn’t open the hood because he didn’t want people to see what they were running. Like chill out dude, no one gives a fuck about your tough guy image.

I couldn’t t care less about Metrosmith but these Aerovans are cool. 

Nah, she’s not among us. After they went back to that Wal Mart, one of the managers there mistook her for an employee and asked why she wasnt at her register. She dutifully donned her apron and set to work, and she’s been at that register ever since

THIS. The Ford GT is stretched out a tad more, but they have undeniably similar profiles. Especially the fender flare and roof.

You’re complicating this. This is nice, but it’s much much simpler.

1. Buy model / toy cars
2. Remove from packaging
3. Display them on your desk or shelf, or move them around on your desk while you’re on the phone
4. Make car noises
5. Offer zero fucks.

Red Green did that a long time ago. Since I’m too lazy for a video, here’s a picture. If you’re not Canadian, you have no idea what I’m talking about.

Not sure if that’s a lie to my spouse or to myself.

What a time to be alive

You get ALL the credit for practicing incredible restraint in your reply to eolith. Mad respect.

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

She’s looking at the director, while thinking can I spit this out NOW?!

the other chair did not put its keys in the fishbowl

Winter tires are not great on dry pavement, but still provide reasonable performance. Summer tires on snow = off the charts awfulness. There’s a big difference.

I’ll just leave this here.

God she’s beautiful.

If your response to this article is anything other than a variation of, “that’s dope,” then mind your mother and keep your damn mouth shut since you can’t say nice things.