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6/6/19

Oh, you wacky New Yorkers and your traffic. Out here in Arizona, we just add a few lanes to the road and a few feet to the parking spaces to accommodate our ever-growing redneck trucks.

6/6/19

Yet officers still sit around the station house wondering why the public hates them. It’s freaking amazing.

6/6/19

Exactly. Get off a 13 hour flight from Asia, slog your way through customs and TSA, and get into ... someone’s ratted out Matrix? No thanks.

6/6/19

This is remarkably affordable, under the circumstances.

6/6/19

They used to pay me to fly in these

6/6/19

FancyKristen doesn’t go to JFK. JFK comes to FancyKristen

6/6/19

Have you ever taken an Uber for work, Aaron?

6/6/19

NYC is so trash that this service is actually sensible.

6/6/19

I think they’re assuming that the ramp would hit the beach and the troops could storm off. Going over the side was slower, you had to wait for the guy in front to wade out of the way, and you’re jumping into deeper water, not stepping onto the beach.

6/6/19

Fun fact, thanks to sloping, the Sherman was effectively equal to the tiger 1 in frontal armor.

6/6/19

With only 10 months to go it would be a good time to start prepping for Moab 2020.

6/6/19

Actually, do show that picture to David Tracy. I am excited to see a version of this make it's way from Detroit to Moab.

6/6/19

I didn’t learn about the DD tanks until years after I’d first seen Saving Private Ryan. Then I finally understood what Captain Miller meant when he yelled, “There’s no armor on the beach!” into his radio. It’s chilling and inspiring to think that these men took Omaha with a massive and key element of their invasion…

6/6/19

Don’t show that picture to David Tracy.

6/6/19

Not a tiger though. Looks like a Jagdpanther.

6/6/19

They had funny jeeps too, my wife’s grandfather landed on Utah beach and drove a tracked jeep on the beach apparently. He was in a mortar division and they used them to haul the ammo and equipment. He’s still around and I’ve heard some great stories. He was shot twice by the Germans, the second time in Germany which…

6/6/19

Nowadays “funnies” just describes Mitsubishi’s lineup.

6/6/19

That’s my assumption about the movie too. Never trust Mysterio.

6/6/19

That might be due to a <50% vaccination rate, vaccine shortages, and civil unrest, but I could be wrong.

6/6/19

Andrew Wakefield should be in prison.