Now wait just a dang minute. https://lifehacker.com/use-heated-milk-to-repair-your-cracked-china-5760629

I distinctly remember watching the Eagles play the Bears at the peak of Walter Payton’s power. The Bears ran “student body left” and “student body right” over and over again—Payton would go to whatever side, pick a hole, and gain at least five yards every play.

In The Good Place, all varieties of Oreos come in a single package. Whichever ones you personally take out are the exact kind(s) you like.

Agreed. The answer to the original question depends in no small part on the definition of “not do a single thing.” If you’re gonna sit in your cubicle and just stare into space, you’re not gonna last long. But if you PRETEND to be busy, you can hang around for weeks. 

I do in fact know one of these schools, because my wife went to Cazenovia. I sent her a link to this story, and I expect her response will be “why are you sending me this?” 

Legit surprised there aren’t more “should been a face mask call” takes.

Jesus, are we still talking about this?

My family’s tolerance for spicy food is a fraction of mine, so when I get these opportunities I proceed accordingly—usually either hot af Texas chili, or those sriracha chicken thigh skewers from Bon Appetit. Someday, if they’re gone for a whole weekend or something, I’m gonna fry up some Nashville-style hot chicken…

I don’t disagree with anyone’s suggestions about grilling corn. However, I have kids who think that anything overly charred is somehow bad, so.

I use it to boil corn on super-hot summer days when I don’t want to boil a big pot of water in the house. It takes a little longer to get to a full boil than the stovetop, but it gets there. Bacon is an excellent idea; the thing I keep saying I’ll use the side burner for but don’t is fried chicken. That’ll keep the…

I’ve long had a similar but different “horrible ending to World Series” hypothetical: on the final out, the winning team’s pitcher breaks his arm Dave Dravecky style. Do his teammates dogpile him before realizing he’s grievously injured?

I was coming back from Milwaukee. Going through security, the cheese in my carry-on bag somehow registered with TSA as suspicious. They made me take every single thing out of my bag and gave me a thorough pat-down (while being midwest apologetic about it the whole time).

Indeed, the fact that the boulevardier is not mentioned with Campari makes me question the overall validity of the list.

This also tied up one loose end from last season for me: what happened to the Sugarman family fortune.

Stripin’ Around!

I demand a corresponding cat post. Not because I love cats and think they’re better than dogs (in fact they are not). But because I want everyone to see my mean tweet about our stupid tub of goo cat.

Seconding; Seattle’s Best is pretty decent.

Yeah, I am totally on board with that letter. When Drew posted that I thought “I’m sorry you’ve never figured out how to make a good burger at home; it’s not hard.” (But I didn’t care enough about it to comment or e-mail.)

As mentioned, load up movies on your device if you can, but also: check in advance what the wi-fi capabilities on your flight are. You often have to pay for full wi-fi, but a lot of flights these days have streaming movies or TV available for free. You may need to download an app to take advantage of it, though, and…

My only regret is not doing a semester abroad. I was heavily involved in several activities on campus, and being away for a whole semester (probably junior year, when I’d potentially be an officer in said clubs) just didn’t seem practical. But if I had it to do over, I’d at least look at options and figure out what I…