DC NBC anchor Jim Vance laughing uproariously at a wobbly model cracks me up every time.

The burger recipe from the back of the McCormick’s smoked black pepper cannister is easy and gets raves whenever I make it.

Another point: if classified information is leaked, it’s still classified. When there’s a high-profile leak, those of us with clearances usually get e-mails advising us to not go look at it.

Hell yeah they did.

Many of us were thinking “This is roughly how we felt Friday night when Eaton was lying next to first base.”

Anxiously awaiting a picture of him standing next to Jose Altuve.

As someone who has tickets to Nationals’ Opening Day: No, just no.

You know what’s worse than wishing your small child a happy birthday on Facebook? Creating social media accounts for your newborn.

I look forward to these countries returning the favor, and American travelers being furious.

Unlike every slow-pitch softball team in America, where apparently it’s a requirement to have that guy.

You ever make your own sausage gravy? Not that hard, freakin’ delicious, and by knowing what goes into it, it’s theoretically not as bad for you.

This here podcast, in which never-produced pilots get a table reading, is damn entertaining. In particular, the John Hodgman episode is fantastic and I would watch that show religiously.

No, THIS is an accurate depiction of Atilla the Hun.

I’d just like to point out that the phrase “eff up your shit” amuses me to no end. No F-bombs, please, but “shit” is fine.

Good stuff. Can someone write one of these for hurling next?

Yeah, it was really surprising that Taylor made the playoff roster over Revere. Of course, right now we wish they had taken Sean Burnett instead of Taylor OR Revere.

Doesn’t it have a lot to do with the lack of deep thinking in this country? There’s so much information out there, most of it crap, but hardly anyone takes the time to seek out the good stuff and separate the truth from the lies. They just read some headlines from outlets that appeal to them and roll with it. I find…

Dude buys a new vacuum every year or two?!? I’d suggest not buying the crappiest, cheapest vacuum available.

Patton Oswalt went nuts celebrating his win.

Specifically around minimizing conflict with the ex: do NOT bad-mouth your ex in front of the kids. Doesn’t matter what the problem is--visitation schedules, child support payments, whatever--if it’s serious enough, deal with it in court. But don’t put the kids in the middle or expect them to take sides; it’s not…