Yeah, he does this kind of crap all the time.

“Four cities are already lobbying to host the 2024 Games (LA being one of them).”

As-is, they are terrible, sure. But they begat “Dysfunctional Family Circus” and Marmaduke caption contests in which the winners are all “Holy shit, look at that huge fucking dog!” So they have brought some joy into the world.

You forgot “Buffets.”

Unless you know something about LeBron’s skating ability that I don’t, hockey should be dead last.

Crappy t-shirt stands on the street in Washington DC sell shirts saying FBI, CIA, et. al. to high school tourist kids every day, so just wearing the name is clearly not an issue.

Absurd trades would be fun. “The Angels have traded Mike Trout to the Yankees for six prospects.”

“OK, then I’m going to start kicking air, like this, and if any part of you should fill that air, it’s your own fault.”

During a pickup soccer game where I was in goal, a defender on the other team kept hanging around our end on goal kicks to, I dunno, unnerve me or hope I hit one too low or whatever. On about the fourth or fifth one, I just fired directly at him as hard as I could and managed to rocket the ball into his crotch from…

Word. I had my bachelor party in Vegas and it was one of the best weekends of my freakin’ life.

Off-strip casinos offer cheaper gambling, as well. It’s a lot easier to handle a massive craps game at a $2 table than a $5 table. You got $100, you can play for hours.

Leitch had an article recently on suggested jerseys for each team, and he included “hipster/contrarian” names/numbers, which sounds a lot like “ironic.” So there’s another excuse for you to tell Leitch he sucks.

The perfect gift for someone who already has one of these:

But teleportation would wreck every good vacation destination. There would be no more secluded beaches. Every time some place got out as the hot new spot, it would be overrun with teleporting idiots.

You’d best hope that whoever you rent a beach house from doesn’t google this post up, now.

If you’re going to Disney World around spring break, you are probably screwed, crowd-wise, no matter what. But check out the site easywdw.com, which is freaking obsessed with crowd levels and predicting the best park to go to on any given day. Overall they recommend going to whatever park does NOT have Extra Magic…

Clearly you have never flown Spirit Airlines.

My related question: how come no hybrid minivan in the US? Toyota apparently has one in Japan, and I totally would have bought one when we got an Odyssey in 2007, but none such available.

When George Mason beat VCU last night, I was somewhat relieved that the fans didn’t storm the court. Yes, it’s Mason’s biggest win in several years, and Mason is lousy while long-time rival VCU was leading the A-10. OTOH, VCU is unranked, so really, not warranted. Fortunately that was the general consensus at The…

Yeah, me too. I decided up front to take the first pitch, which was probably a mistake, as it was a better pitch to hit—the second one came low and outside and I flailed at it. (Granted, I could probably take 100 hacks and not hit one out of the park.)