Actually, in the adult world, there isn’t always a way to make it better. Sometimes you just have to live with the consequences of your actions, which is why it’s generally suggested to not be an abusive asshole in the first place. But you’ve clearly disregarded that advice, so.

Okay, man, whatever. Like, I’m not going to convince you of anything if you’re going to completely disregard his obnoxious comment about the female author of the piece’s real-life romantic prospects were she to persist in having standards. His point is that should the author consider this constellation of flaws to…