Whatever. I beat porn at least three times a day and I feel fine.

The Allocation-Moneys are the Plumlees of MLS.

Is this the first brother-for-brother MLS trade?

They have this wonderful free-range, artisinal money in Seattle. You’ve probably never heard of it.....

This picture should be placed on his mantle.

My sediments exactly.

I had an experiment named Larry Zubrovnik designed to create the most unstoppable player with the lowest possible overall rating. Mr. Zubrovnik was 7'6", 350 pounds, 99 at speed, dribbling, dunking, three pointers, and possibly steals...and 0s at everything else. His overall rating was about a 36, and he couldn’t hit…

You’re so full of schist..

I mean, at least it's a gneiss picture.

That is awesome. Normally the most fun you can get with 5 Bucks in Wisconsin is named Candy.

I know he’s already called the Greek Freak, but he’s really going to be putting himself at risk with this Magic Johnson act.

Was it NSFWADA?

“That’s more like a 270.”

Step 1. Don’t.

Really? What do you think of Red Lobster biscuits? They are amazing.

The breadsticks alone put them at least in the middle of the pack.

To answer the questions below, Greg was awarded a David Carr fellowship at the New York Times: http://gawker.com/congrats-greg-…

How can Cracker Barrel rate so high when they probably would have refused to serve you, Greg?

Curt Schilling, a media personality who pushes his agenda on air semi-regularly, blames the “agenda-driven media” for the current political climate. Makes sense.

Anybody else read this as Cheapskate Energy?