Adele reference: fair game. Streep reference: eennnhh, showing your age a bit there, Rick. Wolfgang Puck reference: this man has clearly not been on the internet since 1997.

I can honestly say that the NFL has pushed me more towards soccer because of various factors. The constant action in soccer without the commercials is very appealing.

That was one of the big problems with this piece. This guy, who probably pitched this piece because he wanted to re-use the reporting/sources he had from Holtzclaw’s college football career, thought he was doing something in the vein of “Serial” or “Making A Murderer.” But he never actually investigated the case or…

We’ve seen professional dunker Jordan Kilganon around these parts before, and he has now upped his dunk game to the point that he can pull off ridiculous jams while wearing jeans.

Buddy did a crunch while floating up in the air and came in 2nd? What a time to be alive

That's giving serious disrespect to the Knicks, Kings, and Bucks.

WE ARE PHKD.

Geez, this last season of Portlandia is taking a dark turn...

Fuck this guy. Preying on people who are just desperate to feed their kids, to make yourself rich is amongst the lowest forms of scum.

Opened up his eager arm. He's Mr. Whiteside.

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

Popovich/Duncan 2024

Sadly, instead of focusing on this, FAR more important problem, scientists are wasting their time on solving rubik’s cubes:

This is a stupid, facile way to interpret what I wrote.

So, what the hell is this about?

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

A friend of mine who is a Packers fan said “I’m intimately familiar with the body language of a QB who is completely disgusted by the rest of the offense failing him so completely.”

This is really just evidence how far Las Vegas has advanced in the past few decades. Back in the day, he would have just killed the reporters.

“Two guys that I’m super close with and it’s sticky, man.”