Rural Carolinians were initially bummed to hear Superman had once again humiliated Aryans.

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

So there are now two teams (Pistons and Clippers) paying Josh Smith to NOT play for them. This is a new level of incompetence.

Despite bad grades, those kids managed to avoid a C section

This goes hand-in-hand with my favorite story from The Jordan Rules, the Sam Smith fly-on-the-wall book of the ‘92 season. Here’s the quote, from p. 130:

The flip side of the coin is that as long as the professional sports leagues are in cahoots with the cable networks, cord-cutting is not realistic for even casual sports fans who live in the same market as the team they follow. Paradoxically, a Mets fan living in San Francisco can watch every single one of his or her…

The #BFIF are still the Packers although it appears that the Seahawk fans are coming for their....flag.

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

OCCUPY HERBSTREIT !

Maybe it’s not an injury, he just has one of those Total Recall bugs up there.

Baw Lin.

Cut me, Mick!

The CBA stats leaders is a world class Remember Some Guys in action.

“Give that guy a Red Bull!”

unlike weed you would need to smoke a whole “blunt” of it to get high

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

I’m so glad this team that I have unnecessarily invested so many emotions into for nearly twenty years fired the best coach it had employed in over a decade for having too big an ego before hiring a coach with an even bigger ego, who sucks.

I’m cautiously optimistic about this. I still think Kaepernick could be a good quarterback if you have a coach that makes every decision for him.

Yes it is. These people died because Aaron Ramsey scored for Arsenal.

Blargh.