Damn. Had about as much zip as a Peyton Manning toss, too!

McDonalds blew it by replacing their god-tier chicken selects with wings. They brought back the selects but they seem lighter and worse.

Contracts that cannot be negotiated, or contract enforcements that are not applied to the coaches. Also note that his scholarship, in this case, was revoked. So where is the punishment for breaking their side of the contract.

Blaming Holder - A Dallas Cowboy Tradition Since January 6, 2007

Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed.

“I definitely think he took a step forward’’

Years ago, one of my duties at work was covering the St. Louis Rams. It was a great time for a variety of reasons, and gave me some solid stories to share. One of them involves Kyle Turley.

You don’t need to be a certified body language expert to see that Ronaldo is clearly setting up some sexytime for later.

All the best old school hip hop was really about the baton of freedominess.

I clicked on this thinking it was going to be Ben Carson dropping bars, so I am now deeply disappointed.

Well my name is Benny C and im here to say...

Jeb: No, you hang up first! Haha. Ok we’ll hang up together in 3...2...1... did you do it?

“Candidate Responds To email Like a Real Person; Has no comment on how he will recover from this incredible misstep.”

So you are fine with people not being decent to other humans and discriminating against them?

Disgusting baseball chin human being

Raise your hand if you paid for sex.

“That doesn’t really scare me.”

Byron Scott, at this point in his life, is questioning the decision making of others? That takes some serious balls.

Maybe this is our revenge for the Stamp Act, or something? IT’S THE 1-6 FUCKHOLES VS. THE 2-5 DICKJIZZ STREAMING LIVE ON ASK JEEVES!

As a lonely, desperate alcoholic who can seldom justify drinking before 10am, I fully support this plan.