Late 2015 Facebook is for seeing what articles your friends clicked.

after she found out I hearted another girl’s tweet

While you’re dead right on how people disseminate content, I think the way people consume content is a different story.

Thought I only had 140 characters. Sorry

My girlfriend dumped me today after she found out I hearted another girl’s tweet. Thanks a fucking lot Twitter.

Twitter is for sharing your thoughts and ideas with people you don’t actually know.

Did anyone take the survey that Twitter emailed out last Friday? Bonkers personal questions in there.

Tbh Kyle I didn’t know you were still at Deadspin. Good work, man.

“he’s only halfway there!”

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

Mularkey will be ably assisted by offensive coordinator Jim Bunkum and defensive coordinator Fred Hogwash.

Oh come on, there were those few weeks when Jeremy Lin was a thing.

X-rays were negative

I’m torn. Part of me wants to be annoyed that their smug asses felt the need to interrupt a game. But part of me is also glad that at least they’re directing that energy towards something of consequence in the real world*, and not a banner saying “Indy Has Bad Luck DURR HURR!!”

Ray Lewis denies having been on the pregame show, but admits that he showed poor judgment in being seen with Steve Young.

And unlike most Idiots On The Field, ESPN actually aired them!

What, Samer?

I only take Harvey out if he dies before the 27th out

“Coach Arians, Rob Galinski from Yahoo Sports sponsored by Fan Duel, can you explain why you activated John Brown today but chose not to play him?”