Blows them up on Fourth of July, reveals them right before Halloween. They’ll grow back on Easter.

I don’t know that “brain surgeon” is quite the synonym for “intelligent” that you think it is.

I don’t know, Chris. I have both DraftKings AND ISIS at the top of my list of “Organizations I’d Like to See Rocketed into the Sun”

Miidisappointed.

By definition, there are always expletives involved when Rusty Kuntz is in the conversation.

probably because of that big fuckin black shape in front of his face

I would LOVE to see a position player forced in at QB during an NFL game. I get so excited just thinking about it!

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

As a science loving, fully rational person:

You can pry my syrup covered bacon from my cold, dead fingers...

two big, unfair calls like this have to have the Ravens feeling they’re cursed.

I love that this guy isn’t even the craziest person in his family.

A good dealership will just give me the car.

Getting your car loan preapproved through a repetupable bank prior to purchase will make them irate as well - I loved every second of it.

I’m a fan of how Hunter played but his disdain for Latin Americans really fucking bothered me. Ill even reveal a bit about myself. I’m a light skin Dominican that, by virtue of being light skin, was called Puerto Rican all my life. I have the nappiest fucking hair and I can’t even use a razor that’s how many razor…

Richland County sheriff Leon Lett has already spoken on the incident, telling WIS-TV, “the officer really dropped the ball here.”