The arresting officer, meanwhile, was sentenced to a year of watching the 76ers.

Now if only all black men abused by cops could afford million dollar representation. Or any legitimate representation at all.

An NYPD spokesman said their internal review is “still ongoing.”

Blake could have been a good guy with a gun, and shot his attacker, but then he’d have shot a cop. This is going to mindfuck Ben Carson.

The government already successfully regulates legal gambling. Why can’t they regulate this too?

The avalanche of ads the past few weeks certainly caught the attention of the Internal Revenue Service. They are going to have some questions about all of this money changing hands in daily fantasy games. They will get answers, and money. Then the ads will go away.

You guys act like you’ve never seen Ann Coulter readying herself for coitus before.

Predictably, he short-armed the monkey bars.

Hilarious fossils jumping through hoops?

If you’re interested in watching a dinosaur trying to complete a pass through some obstacles, you should tune into the Colts game tonight.

This feels like a metaphor for the Republican presidential nomination process.

Now, imagine nobody told you any of this growing up. Would you believe it?

Here are pictures of Roy Hibbert before, and then directly after he gets slapped.

Remember when the Feds shut down the online Poker sites? The ones that advertised on ESPN?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lea… Yes. 3% staff layoffs and cutting of anywhere from 100M to 250M per year from their budget.

Here's to hoping that Fournette makes the decision to sit out next year, if only for the hawt taeks alone.

What a ballsy move by the Cubbies.

Here he is. I found him.

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