Oh, the ignorance of Juventud.

Time to get use to it.

And no one was even choked.

I like watching people have fun playing baseball. Baseball should be fun to play.

These are two good baseball men. I like the way they baseball.

Brian McCann arrested on suspicion of double homicide

I watched Flacco’s interview after the game last night and I wondered how come his hair looked so effortlessly stylish even after wearing a helmet. Same with a bunch of other QBs with longer hair like Matt Ryan, Brady of course, etc.

When you trying to be cute & playful with bae and she’s like “Stop that fucking hurts!”

Dehydrated?

Wait Matt Hasselbeck is still playing?

God, I have the same problem. I’m always telling chicks “My eyes are up here!” when they try to check out my disgusting mess of a neckbeard.

Maybe this is just the version of Andrew Luck with cable.

I hate this. I had an interview that went extremely well, then had a second interview. At that point the department head walked me to the entrance of the building (large hospital, easy to get lost) and told me that I was the front runner so far but there was one other contender but told me I would hear a final…

A note to hiring managers. We know that you receive scores of resumes and not everyone will get an interview. However, those who actually get the opportunity to sit down with someone should receive some form of communication after, even if we don’t get the job.

Poor Josh. He’ll feel a lot better after having some Scobee snacks.

Tomlin WAS wrong to try for the field goal. At least the second one in regulation. If they miss the FG Baltimore gets the ball seven yards closer to field goal range with no timeouts than they would have if they went for the first down and didn’t get it.

Also, they had less to gain by making the field goal than they…

I’m sure, as a Republican politican, Jeff Flake has also been an asshole at some point about something...but god damn, he deserves praise on calling out this waste of money.

Whew. I have no doubt this will stop the NFL from draping itself in the flag.

Hell, what’s he asking for it? Could be a good deal and I love those GMC trucks!

ISIS does have a team. They go by the Cardinals.