I don’t get why that’s funny

Counterpoint:

Trout and Harper are very traditional Latin names.

“I propose we build a Green Monster, AROUND AMERICA!!”
*Crowd erupts*
*Trump sheds single tear*

Your “American dollars” don’t mean shit, Bud.

eh, cut him some slack; he’s just preparing to announce his candidacy for Republican presidential nominee.

“$5,000 is a silly, arbitrary amount. So instead, here’s nothing.”

Well, let’s clearly define the application. A compact kit which is sufficient for most people in their day to day lives.

You arrived at two mutually exclusive results from the same data points.

You might want to take another look at your post. It doesn’t say what you think it does (hint: you’re missing a negation in there).

If Coates had an editor he’d have won an Oscar, which is way cooler.

Perhaps by the time next week’s Deadcast rolls around, we’ll also have some priceless Whitlock takes on Ta-Nehisi Coates’s MacArthur Genius award.

Dummy.

Andy Reid is glad this is finally over so he can start focusing on other, much more positive steaks.

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

Ed Hochuli is, I believe, a lawyer by his full-time profession. So I would have to assume he is lying here.

Maybe Pop’s going soft on us.

Well, there is some "technique" involved, but I'll give you the basics:

Stuff You'll need:

I don't suppose you'd share your award-winning recipe? ;)

I won "Best Tasting Cookie" in a bake-off here in my home town in 1995 :) Salted butter with a mixture of dark and semi-sweet chips and Mexican vanilla are all crucial.