Marchman Rankings, ranked:

Did they explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk?

...watch a WNBA game sometime.

Donald Sterling says some bad things in private and gets banned for life, but Michael Jordan openly decapitates three black men and everything is fine? It's a double standard, but I guess it's just another day in Obama's United States of PC FASCISM.

Worth noting: The models for all three jerseys are more viable NBA players than Bismack Biyombo.

I'd say these pastel-like colors are better suited for WASPs.

It's only a matter of time before one of these celebrations turns ugly and someone gets Powerade in their mouth.

Oh...that's it? Did he have an invisible hatchet or something?

Usually the only chile that runs through things so brazenly comes from Cincinnati

The first rule of Skydiving Fight Club is no ground and pound.

So...like overnight then?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

"And I saw the Four Horsemen of the Comment Apocalypse, and they said in unison unto me: 'Beware the false idol Kinja and her wily ways.' And I, for my part, took up my mobile device and screeched, 'EVEN NATIVE AMERICANS DON'T THINK THE NAME IS OFFENSIVE!' and lo, the Angel Snyder smiled down on me, well pleased."

So, wait. How long should I freeze the numbers?

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

No one has his skin more red than the Nature Boy.

This will let them keep the name, right?

Drake?