“Dear Salty: Someone overheard my obnoxious bitching in a public place where I had no expectation of privacy, and now I’m being a being petulant child about it.”

A tradition unlike any other...

They may not have a GM but any Wizard worth their salt believes in their staff. 

When Pop finally retires from coaching, he can probably get steady work in sci-fi movies as the crazy town elder who yells things like “I’VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS” and “I TOLD YOU THEY WERE COMING.”

If I’m going to climb this far up my own ass

There’s another layer to this scam: other people at the table are more likely to order dessert themselves (or coffee, or another beer) if you get the freebie and they’re gonna be sitting there anyway.

LoL! Yes! They start as egg plants!

This goes two ways for me, having both tended bar and served. As a server, I tell you my name at the onset because I want you to know it and use it if you need it, and I appreciated it VERY much when people actually gave enough of a fuck to remember it, its the little things that make you feel like a real human in…

Post script: Even I want to punch myself after reading my half-assed Slack ranting assembled into a paragraph.

+1:100 scale

Whoa, this pizza video sounds awesome!

I just skip to about 2/3rds of the way through to skip all the bullshit and oral. Like, thanks film crew but I’m just here for the hardcore fucking.

Thank you.

Bless you! A thing is unique or it is not unique. Every unique thing is exactly as unique as every other unique thing.