Invite T over for a dinner date on Sat. Menu is sloppy joes and onion rings and cole slaw. T cannot eat red meat, so the sloppy joes are ground turkey.

Find someone with a 3D printer, and convince them to scan and duplicate it.

Spoiled celery produces a really foul liquid. I had to pull the drawer and scrub, after tossing all the other vegs that were in the drawer.

I will ride the bus from Helmsford, with Clegg and Compo. If they let Compo on the bus.

Where is there still a Wimpy ?

“We” or perhaps “I” saw the Popeye cartoons on TV in the afternoons in the 50's and 60's. Kid’s TV is no longer a dump for old cartoons and Three Stooges and Our Gang shorts. That crap would get your license pulled if you showed it to non-adults.

Or run the scanner, store an image, print them as required.

Since I moved to the land of Goyim, all I can get are supermarket bagels. My daughters took pity on me, and brought a bag of real bagels, made in Lincolnwood, when they visited me.

Matt was raising funds to retire his campaign debts because he had borrowed money from his Russian Gangster buddies. You do not want to fall behind in payments to them, very bad things will happen to you and your family.

I don’t know what I would do, but I know what my father did. He did not allow that word to be used, and would quickly and severely punish us (or mom, for using it in our presence). Mom had her own word, mf, that would produce the same response.

Rand Paul has been whining about low-flow toilets for years. He considers them an infringement of his freedom to waste water. It is one of least harmful “ideas”. He is full of them. Or he is full of something.

Hell, yes. Every Thanksgiving I buy two cans of Cranberry Sauce, and only use one. This year, I bought 2, and found 3 in the pantry cabinet. I should remember I have them, and stop buying the stuff. And eat them.

Robots have been making frozen pizzas for years. Most of the pizza at the supermarket in the freezer is robot made. All these guys have done is build a restaurant version of one, and send the pizza into an oven, rather than a freezer.

I am going to be the guy who says “I love my electric stove”, I had been a lifelong gas user, until I moved here, where electricity is very cheap (and lungs are cheaper, they are burning coal). But my electric stoves handle simmer and low flame better than gas. At low flame, home (cheap) gas stoves tend to go out. As…

What the techie could do, to allow a tryout of linux, is prepare a 16-32 G flash, with a copy of (whatever) linux installed (not a live image, a real install, with swap and grub and all). Then show the windows victim howto start the bios boot menu, after plugging in flash, and boot from flash.

Maybe, after a few months of training, Cinderblock will be able to run like that.

My local Kroger sells ground and cut bison, it’s raised locally. I make burgers with 12 oz ground bison, 1/2 cup garlic breadcrumbs, 2 egg and a tablespoon of Worcestershire or other sauce. Cooked in small cast iron skillet, they are the best burgers I can make.

“The Night that Panicked America”. It is about the most successful Halloween prank in history. Or just listen to a recording of the broadcast.

“The Night that Panicked America”. It is about the most successful Halloween prank in history. Or just listen to a…

“Last of the Summer Wine” - although you have to be rather old to identify with it properly. It ran on Brit TV for thirty years. My local PBS station shows it on weekends.

From Chicago, about 1979. My sister-in-law was doing an Orthopedic Residency at a hospital on the North Side, and she got a call to come in, to examine a cop who had been stepped on by a cow.