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What speaker??

Welcome to the future :)

@Yellowsubmerinie: Neither one of those remarks were aimed at the fellow commenter. How are those insulting towards him?? Those are historic facts. The Vatican never even recognised the state of Italy until in 1929 they made a deal with the fascist Mussolini. And unless you actively refuse to read any news or simply…

@Dusty Duster: Mate, can you handle a conversation without constantly offending your opponent?? Because that's seems to be a skill you never made your own.

@Russtopher: I understand you don't know me and can't tell I'm not just a mental internet person. (although I do feel like I provided a clue by saying I don't mean to oversimplify the issue.) I know not all christians are bad people, I certainly don't think even a majority of them are, although they are definitely…

@funtasticguy: thank you for an actually valuable response. as I said I don't mean to oversimplify the issue, I know it's more complex than this. I am glad you found comfort, wherever it may have been!

@Dusty Duster: "Insulting something that millions of people believe in is pretty freaking stupid" what's pretty freaking stupid is what you just said, just because people believe in something doesn't make it correct, far from it actually; millions of people used to believe in eugenics , that doesn't make it right…

The fact that we can all relate to this letter is simply undeniable proof of the human condition we all suffer from.

OH thank god we have the unbelievably intelligent and over-educated gizmodo commenter crowd to sort the situation out for us!!!

@taniquetil: It does say that it is Clooney who's actually hiring the satellites.

@therealmorris: Yes. Ok, I do watch the mythbusters, I know it's not true, but

It's rare that Frankie Boyle's words can so accurately describe my emotions towards a group of people.

Not only this, but the Grinch, Beelzebub and Alexander Lukashenko also disapprove of 3-D

@hostile-17: Well, I think we should all be arrested and taught a lesson in jail, because clearly the American prison system is famous for its re-education merits. Plus the average citizen can't be trusted anyway.

How's a 15 year old little twat a child at all?

@BrknPheonix: you got like 10 feet of air there!!

@⌘Z: Yes, I googled them. What now?? How's that supposed to compare to Tienanmen square which is simply censored? You can get several differing resources on all these other events, yet none on the one in China, which is an awful autocratic system. Don't even try to compare Western Democracies to it.

In other news: scientists decided to use drugs to cure cancer, as soon as they discover them.

I absolutely agree with the philosopher Slavoj Zizek on this issue: the tragedy has happened on a BP oil rig and it's easy to point to the incomplete training of the crew and so on to settle ourselves with the old dogma that it's all in our hands, but the point is, it could have happened on any number of the other…