Rlly, y'r pstng ths?

@A Ferret AKA A Polecat: people who don't do sports fail to appreciate the ingenuity of the shuffle.

sooo...it's a SCOOTER.

"designed by Fran Silvestre ARQUITECtos"

@ohnoesaz: 'T is true, we are fooled into constantly upgrading our perfectly capable gadgets, thus contributing to the electro-wastelands of impoverished countries!

COME ON! now they're going to tear every imaginable high-score to pieces! they have nothing else to do! jeeez

@—Core—: I personally hope to die a slow and painful death, but to each their own..

Clue: 60% of the commenters bragging about how they speak several languages while simply agreeing with the article, whose unsurprising discoveries most of us have stumbled upon within ourselves, or while reading about Noam Chomsky on the underground anyway.

@elte156: Once that said law comes into existence people will use the exact same logic "big deal, they can already put tracking devices on each and every one of our cars, so what's the difference requiring us to have them by law?"

To anyone that feels this is an unnecessary measure and feels they can trust the glorious police organisations of our societies I suggest you take a look at the victorious history and current statistics of the New Orleans Police Department (as the worst example).

@lizon: this might come as a shock to you, but not everyone has a garage

@Mad_Science: I am going to try that now and make an idiot of myself by telling people about it who find it completely inappropriate.

I'm surprised there's no mention of the flushing systems in ancient Crete, surely those had to be one of the first as Crete is often credited to be the birthplace of Western Civilisation.

@FriedPeeps: I don't know if this is true, but someone once told me (okay, it's definitely not true, but bear with me) that no planes ever crash because of turbulence.

@BeefSupreme: I really don't think it would make any difference for me if a human or an automated message told me I'm about to die

that's amazing, even though we'll probably not hear about this again for another ten years

@Gary_7vn: Indeed Sir. If I hadn't done already, i would heart click you now!

@DaveyNC: BP, you can do no good, can you?

"Thinking a perm or bleach and cream