Good luck at your next job. We will miss you.

God, men are so annoying with their boners and shit.

I’m not really into zombie flicks ever since that movie Twilight came out. Way too much homoeroticism for me.

Too much CGI and plastic surgery for me.

Tailoring is a better job than some kind of phony internet doctor?

Gay men are such drama queens.

Yes.

Def not Lawrence Taylor but maybe like a Derrik Thomas type.

I agree, however the first lady seems very athletic in an outside linebacker sort of way.

Putin is a “mans man”. He grew up fighting bears and tigers and things. Obama grew up smoking weed and playing beach volleyball with the other white kids in Hawiai.

Go where? To your mom’s house?

The taste of meat is just too good to give up.

Women’s wrestling is too sexual in nature to let children watch.