Your mom was just a few years ahead of me - but you know? You will get a great degree, minimal student loans, and you will be so close to your family.

Jordaneer - one of the stories that is legendary in my family... the store brand sandwich cookies had maggots teeming in the white creme filling.

Exactly. Just like I always make sure that my kids have Oreos instead of store brand sandwich cookies in their lunches. My mom was super cheap although she was funny - once, she forgot to buy fruit cups or apple sauce, so she opted to put a jar of my baby brother's Gerber apples 'n' apricots in my Snoopy lunchbox.

We are very lucky. When I went to University of Texas, my tuition (not including fees) was about $700 per semester.

It sounds like you have a great plan! We live in Texas, so in-state tuition is very cheap - and for this, I am grateful :-)

I understand completely. I think it sort of depends on what the parent is willing to tolerate.

You may be overlooking the debt that many of these young athletes feel they owe their parents. I have sons who play hockey and we spent literally tens of thousands of dollars over the years for them to do so. I have other sons who play baseball and golf and again, ditto.

If the point of the lawsuit is publicity, you do it this way:

I don't think KG knows enough about fashion to make this gig work. I think that she is offensive to be offensive - her humor seems to me to be more about being mean so that people know how much she doesn't give a crap about other people's opinions of her, when (to me) it seems that she gives SUCH A BIG CRAP about…

I once thought I was pregnant, and my husband and I were sort of aghast, but being Catholics, would have rolled with it. I said something like - I am sick and tired all the time. I am either pregnant or have West Nile virus.

hmmm. But I prefer immediate gratification. Surely you must be wrong.

I love your screen name

Actually, that may be two women with above-the-bra back fat squeezing a black funnel between their shoulders, with a hand model on either side.

log flume

Can I just have fat sucked out? Not re-injected?

"Baby you said I was your first..."

I'd like a large Hienie, please.

I think they pulled this out of their ass.

Dont get cheeky.

exactly like cupping. Which leaves a crap bruisey thing for like a week.