Schadenfreude is delicious! And it suits my New Year's diet!

They had so many parties like that - birthday parties that no doubt cost tens of thousands of dollars in addition to the big milestone event celebrations. Plus, she went furniture shopping and paid more than $100K in cash!

It is sad for the kids. The really sad part is that had T&J come clean five or six years ago when they were first approached by the government about these crimes, they probably would not have gotten time at all. They would have been allowed to repay, with payment plans. These payment plans would have also curbed their…

Oh! I don't think Joe is more awful. He is just less bright and more of an introvert. I know, I know, one wouldn't believe it possible . My theory is that people believe her to be fun because next to Joe, who is the human equivalent of a crouton, her speech, peppered as it is with malapropisms, sounds interesting…

I think that her narcissistic personality can't admit to wrongdoing or anything that will affect her own opinion of herself.

But with Teresa, the first time someone warns her that they will shank her, she'll flip a table because she'll think they are calling her a skank.

True, she is more of a Lycra-encased sausage.

I read somewhere that she had tld them she was going to a nice place where she was gong to learn more about herself and have the chance to become a better person.

Kara - I don't know if it is dark, deliberately obtuse, or pathologically nuts.

let's add some marinara for the taste of it

That is denial coupled with the intellect of Formica

Something happened. She has been eerily silent on social media since that day.

But - they're both kinda human meatballs

Shower shoes

She still doesn't believe she is going.

I omitted Tammy Wynette concert or Loretta Lynn Look-Alike Contest.

grocery store. PTA meeting. pedicure. state dinner.

The second one is like an alien abortion. Actually, so is the first.

And he had another one on his shoulder!

I do remember Afghanistan being a very different country before the Soviets came in...I think that the long fight created the atmosphere that led to the current situation.