Shazam!

@youthinkyouknow: Grimace-flavored!

It's a total mania. Think about the pres; anytime an actress gains a few pounds, there comes the sly question - is it a baby bump?

@youthinkyouknow: Oh - they don't have it where I am! I was guessing as to the taste...

@Edie Spencer: Yes, $79K is a wonderful income - but unless one is paying cash, usually it doesn't buy eight houses, especially when one of those manses is the ghastly-Frontgate-products-infused Marble Manse.

@MeiTai: Yes, and after all that, her sister was OK (the sister wore horrible clothes, and I kept thinking does wearing toilet paper make you a fashioniasta, because NO) because she lost her job and was just a loser in the end. Ungrateful about her sister braiding her hair!

@tiredfairy: Not only her lovely little bookstore - her MOTHER'S lovely little bookstore!

@curmudgeon5: Lying online relationship in which a competitor tells all about her business while he remains safely anonymous and strategically superior.

@deeemer: She now looks like the Joker.

@carlinemom: McFructose!

Chicken abortions...I will never look at anything the same way. And I do mean anything.

Doublemint twins!

I totally thought this said "affordable" bride and groom...

@Edie Spencer: Yes, right? The real American dream - saving up so you're not a complete drain on your kids (and their credit ratings) when they get older.

@talithaghetto: but you can see why they're all going broke - they all are trying to do some kind of fashion thing!

@Stephanie should like a ride in the TARDIS: Can you imagine being some shopkeeper or restauranteur in New Jersey? One of these women comes up to you and asks for credit/goodies/whatever, and yo give it to her because she's so obviously well-to-do - after all, you see it on television every week...

@Oberschaetzchen: It's all the mom's fault...

@midwesternmom: There has to be a Toddlers & Tiaras show. Jerry Springer's day isn't long enough to cover ALL of the antics of the spray-tanned masses.