Documentary evidence of the outcome:

You could have mentioned that just as the film was a lazy, tired retread of plots from better stories, the score was a carbon copy of James Horner's prior work.

Hardest thing is trying not to him along:

Just make sure you can go back and repair any damage afterwards:

They're all exactly the same so it makes no difference.

A wiser investment would be to spend $900 on liquor.

So those are the biscuits you colonials smother in piping hot gravy:

So is this a musical about the F1 driver or the former Middlesbrough striker?

One of the greatest panels of all time:

You forgot her most compelling role:

The main thing I always remember about this:

Do they make bras as well?

Here’s the real proper ending:

Looking forward to the Jim Sterling take on this.

“Actor Who’s Actually Funny”

Klingons already have dibs.

If only there were a reason for anyone to do this...

How much would a Blue Eyes White Dragon card signed by Magic the Gathering creator Maximillian Pegasus be worth?