He paints the white ones orange.

Ah yes, good old Link:

But what happened to these other balloons?

In knowing the teachings of Zerthimon, I have become stronger.

Nic Cage is:

Charmander tore cubone’s mother’s skull off its head.

I just tripled my productivity.

Still only the second most horrifying tale about a talking cat:

That thing with the Thai prostitutes actually directly lead to the greatest premier league title victory of all time. As Nigel Pearson’s son was involved he sided with him and got sacked to be replaced by Claudio Ranieri.

Poor old Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson.

But when watching the video Zelda makes the jump fine using his glider thing. 

Not sure what you mean, this is all Magic the Gathering.

We all know who did it, and what happened to it:

I think you mean:

Needs lightsaber dismemberment.