I just tripled my productivity.

Still only the second most horrifying tale about a talking cat:

That thing with the Thai prostitutes actually directly lead to the greatest premier league title victory of all time. As Nigel Pearson’s son was involved he sided with him and got sacked to be replaced by Claudio Ranieri.

Poor old Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson.

But when watching the video Zelda makes the jump fine using his glider thing. 

Not sure what you mean, this is all Magic the Gathering.

We all know who did it, and what happened to it:

I think you mean:

Needs lightsaber dismemberment.

So I could actually roll up a girl Zelda? 

I watched all the fatalities on YouTube already, when are they going to do some new ones?