But when watching the video Zelda makes the jump fine using his glider thing. 

Not sure what you mean, this is all Magic the Gathering.

We all know who did it, and what happened to it:

I think you mean:

Needs lightsaber dismemberment.

So I could actually roll up a girl Zelda? 

I watched all the fatalities on YouTube already, when are they going to do some new ones?

Makers? There’s only one:

Anyone else read that in Jim Sterling voice?

Tiny... surgery... 

I tried the skittles-flavour milkshake that came out. It was one of the most disgusting things I have ever tasted.