Hello.

Needs a bit more decor:

Get them the best toys ever:

The only question you need ask:

The only moment I want them to recreate:

They should do a Columbo game.

Doesn’t look anything like the real Mothman:

Keyboard, how quaint.

Actual footage of the top brass:

Cut out all the unpleasant nationalism as well.

And then don’t forget your official playing equipment:

I still think it would be better with fatalities.

“Trump really really really wants to put Ivanka in the position.”