Great Pee Wee Herman graphic but it's such a missed opportunity; it should read:

To provide context, "an" is often used in place of words like "historic" as a means of providing breathing room between the two words. Were it not said that way, the sentence "a historic" could potentially be said as "ahistoric" all in one giant, superword. The "an" forces speakers to fully pronounce both words.

Or, Apple could somehow redesign the logo so that it reads the same way whether it's upside down or rightside up. See attached Shumways logo for an excellent example.

For a Star Wars-themed climbing wall, you don't just need space, you need a Galaxy.

Rescue Rangers IRL.

Now we know why Conan needs writers.

The text it generates reminds me of the narrative in a ZORK type video game. I'd like a realtime version of this that narrated what I was looking at through headphones.

Combine this with www.Appreque.st and you've got a brand new source of mediocre apps to not bother downloading!

It's like a freakin Bear Country Jambaroo around here! Bear Patrol is not doing it's job!

This thread is starting to get unBEARable... Wait-

We'll need to watch out for local winos looking for a quick fix now...

So I twist the bowling trophy, which opens the fridge door and then promptly transforms into an oversized Knight chess piece?

What an unfortunately framed still image on the right. It looks like Pleo's trying to fart on the pillow but is being thwarted by the inventor.

Earth! We Are the .00000001 Percent!

Wow. "Rim's Job" and "Monkey Fucking Island". So many innuendos for an inherently unsexy tablet.

That mental disorder is probably what caused him to "Think Differently". Thank goodness he did or I may have had to type this myself instead of dictating it to Siri.