Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

“Appears to have mustache, talks into head-set occasionally. Yells at underperforming people. Pumps fist when defensive stop is made. Team logo is on shirt.” — evaluation of Jeff Fisher by a hypothetical person in charge of Rams football operations.

Medical bills, amirite!?

Because Epstein, Lackey and Lester were the ones who got Francona run out of Boston, which was horseshit.

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