I can't support any organization that is against bacon.

No wonder most Americans automatically side with Israel, we're both wealthy nations filled with shamelessly self-absorbed assholes so far removed from any conflict we enter that it's incredibly easy to cheerlead for atrocities. I wish I could even be surprised that Violent Nationalism Selfies are a thing, but I can't.

Let's just say that if it's the SWAT team, they're going to be making sounds extremely different to a normal burglar. But then again, I'm not some loon who just sits around surrounded by firearms.

Prediction: This is going to get someone killed and someone else put in jail for a long time soon.

The 7 Stages of Grief (in Brazil)

Can an entire country be put on suicide watch?

The 5 Stages of Grief (in theory)

Achtung; if you are German and currently in Brazil, I advise staying in tonight, maybe.

Elementary school might have been a character-building boy-named-Fux trial for him, but I suspect it isn't pronounced Like That and would further imagine that it's a spelling variant (perhaps Belgian... sidebar: Flemish or Wallonian?) of some established name that has a less eye-opening spelling elsewhere in…

"Oh shit, we're fucked," Garcia reportedly said as he pulled him out of the Ferrari, owned by bedding magnate Michael Fux.

I play by nobody's rules, not even my own.

Looks like a real...

I thought she was taking the picture and it was her reflection in the windshield, but she IS still in there!

SOCKS WITH SANDALS! The more you stare at this picture, the better it gets!

What is it with the love of cheap cookies in this demographic?

lol! Same. I thought we were missing one half of said couple.

That's right, bitches! Like a boss.

I like how she is just sitting there, chilling.