To be honest, I was kinda thinking the same thing. He almost looks fake with that gigantic head.

My dog air humps. I thought that was creepy. This kid took it to the next level.

My first thought was, what is this kids home life like?

His head looks enormous. Are we sure that wasn't photoshopped on?

I was thinking he resembled a young Luis Suarez with those chompers.

It's never too early to talk to your children about air humping.

What's the over/under on the number of parent-teacher conferences they've already had about this kid's creepy behavior?

I...I... I mean. What's up with sending your kid out with two different shades of green on?

I'm a complete cynic but I really believe that if the company was doing ok financially, he'd still be employed. He has been a pervy ass from the beginning. I'm not complaining that he's been fired, I just am doubtful that it wasn't primarily financially motivated.

Also, I spend half my day in meetings talking about doing work instead of actually doing work. Sometimes I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Today, I attended a meeting with two purposes:

Bulletproof® coffee is a brand of coffee created in 2010 by Dave Asprey, an entrepreneur in Silicon Valley who, legend has it, was "literally rejuvenated" after being given yak butter tea by locals after hiking in Tibet in -10 degree weather at 18,000 feet.

Sorry, Delta...but way to stick your neck out there with that attempt.

Or he was drunk, and wanted to get away before someone with a breathalyzer showed up. "Fleeing the scene of an accident" is a much more minor ticket than "DUI".

Just saying, Hooters probably isn't the best place for anything that turns quickly (like shellfish). I would go to a nicer place for that, always.

My car window won't go up all the way, it's maybe an inch short. I cut a noodle to fit the length of the window, then split it open and fit it over the top of the window, raised the window as far up as it would go, works great.

You never mix Coke and Pepsi, that's blasphemy!

I saw a car in a parking lot where they had taken a pool noodle and threaded a string two it. One end looped around the side mirror the other one was closed up in the back door. Repeat on passenger side. It essentially made a bumper to protect it from other doors.