He’s offering a self-issued certificate of authenticity with his own signature. Seems legit.

I dunno, I used to drive around with my army surplus gas mask in my car at all times.

There’s a cattle feedlot (cow-schwitz) on I-5 between LA and the Bay Area. I think Elon drives by it pretty regularly. I strongly suspect it’s the real reason for the bioweapon defense air filter.

So... this technology renders the vehicle safe to drive behind Volkswagens?

Ride out the zombie apocalypse in luxurious style!

Yup, all we do in LA is street race. I went out and ran an 8-mile street race this morning, making sure to run every stop sign and drift every corner. I’m street racing in my office at home right now, but I plan on street racing down to Compton to get some BBQ later, then street race to run some errands. Hopefully I…

sub headline to your headline: “Turns out hes right”

Absolutely. This will also create a generation shift in land usage and patterns of real estate value, just as mass-produced automobiles did in the latter half of the 20th century.

Hi Mr. Barber, give me the Hitler Youth/Roger Klotz/Macklemore.

Good point, I’ve heard annual maintainance (required) for a GT-R is in the neighborhood of $2,000? I suppose not having a $20,000 transmission, transmission fluid, radiator/fluid, oil, oil changes/filters, and such certainly put the Tesla over the GT-R. Plus dat screen yo!

That’s true.

with fuel and maintaince savings it is actually like owning a car that is $25k cheaper

Elon’s dog during testing...

Sure, but it does sort of dethrone Dodge’s claim of “quickest, fastest, and most powerful sedan ever!”

No, but the sound system’s volume setting goes up to 11.....

Ok....

the new 762 horsepower (SEVEN HUNDRED SIXTY-TWO HORSEPOWER!) Tesla Model S P90D