They get paid a lot probably.

Maybe if they were religious they would still be together and happy.

I’m also an atheist. I believe deeply in arguing with people on the terms that they’ve set out. This is the best example of this.

They actually kind of have to adopt the trappings of a religion to fight the way they do; a lot of Republicans like to pull out the “freedom of religion, not freedom from religion” card, and argue that Athiesism isn’t a religion, and therefore isn’t covered by religious liberty laws. So they pretend to be religious,…

Yeah I’m an atheist and I fully support these people. It sucks to have to use “religion” as a manipulation tool but I’m a fight fire with fire sort of person.

Well said. I’m also an atheist, but I may join the Satanic Temple, just for the hell of it.

Y’know, I am an atheist. I believe that most of TST folks are, too. So I want to get all criticizey on them and say “Hey, don’t use satire to try to make your point, just use honest argument”. But y’know what? Their shit works. And it seems like it’s often the only thing that does, particularly with this sort of…

My step-sister asked me what my religious views are this week. Guess I just figured them out!

The satanic temple is like the only “religion” I respect at this point. Go Satan go!

I love that LeBron is balding. It’s a reminder that no one—not even a 6'8" 250lb basketball playing god who looks like he was chiseled out of granite—is perfect.

The issue with Sports Illustrated and LeBron’s hairline is that no one’s buying either.

I was told the only way to save the environment was to protest monsanto and eliminate vaccines. Stein 2020!

Wow... I bet all those “Never Hillary” morons are so glad that their vote didn’t count and Hillary won the election anyway...

I enjoy Snacktaku but was not a fan of this format, it didn’t really work that well. Maybe over time the awkwardness and stumbling between the two hosts could be smoothed out though. Just my opinion!

It’s pretty much just the boobs when it comes to Kate Upton, she’s just one of the more high profile big boobied models who don’t do porn.

I know I’m taking a joke way too seriously, but that much surgery would make someone look more like a wax figure than an actual human being.

For 1 million dollars, he could have hired a prostitute, then paid for her to have extensive plastic surgery to look like the girl in the commercial.

He just really wanted to be her hero.

Mike... just how fucking bored were you to make that?

If the end result is less shrill shrieking on the internet, good.