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Yeah, it’s real tragic that the Fearless Girl has compromised the artistic integrity of your statue, dude.

I am a capitalist tool who can have more vacations with or without booze if I got a raise.

Being a Somali, there’s no such thing as “overhydration”. If there’s free water, I’ll drink it.

More like the Fart of the Repeal, ammirite?

I like this moment from earlier today.

Prediction: Going to Bed Hella Early is going to take it all.

I’m predicting the showdown being between Going to Bed Early and Everything is Free, because those are literally the two stages of life

Vacations last way longer than mouth stuff, and wouldn’t that also include GIVING mouthstuff and receiving bad mouthstuff? I’d rather go to Cabo for a 3-day weekend.

I’m a counselor at an abortion clinic in Houston. I’ll be at work helping women access abortion care while they still are able to exercise that right!

Deep kissing is gross, though. Can we compromise with breathy necking and a solid ear lobe game?

Politipets.

Please do this on a weekly basis. I need this in my life.

Do you think it’s possible to be a feminist and not devote every action of your life to feminism?

This is good, but what about all the minimum wage workers and people whose bosses won’t understand? I think strikes can be effective but we also need systems of protest that are more inclusive for people who can’t afford to strike.

Nobody’s killing babies. Get a grip.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

Uh... you know that diverse groups have diverse opinions and people get to voice them. Progressive people tend to get this. It’s not “infighting” or “eating your own” or whatever else detractors want to call it. Our diverse movement can support and respect multiple opinions at the same time - even ones individuals

I went to the sister march in NYC and have never felt prouder to be a woman than today.