Pictured: Trump’s death bed.

#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,…

And the lover dies and haunts the mansion, because nobody but the husband knew that they were locked in the cellar. Or one day basement-lover and attic-lover meet, fall in love and plan to get rid of the couple to take over the mansion.

What is a Princess day? Please explain for us foreigns, thanks.

This is definitely the Blandest Timeline.

That awkward moment when a horse has a better hair care regimen than you do.

Raise your hand if you’ve taken your 5-year old son into the ladies room with you and no one has batted an eye?

Don’t think too hard about it. Just sit back and think of how beautiful the world is that two people born with backwards feet can find each other... and find love.

I thought of this, but bingo paraphernalia didn’t make sense.