I'm less concerned about the tasteful sideboob nipples, and more concerned about why the fuck her arms are so tiny.

Obama - you do all this shit I can't possible agree with on a moral level, and yet I still fucking like you. Why am I wooed by your good looks and symbolic gestures?? I thought I was a stronger woman than that. I give in. #obama4eva

Never ever ever ever ever

That video with him drinking all that fucking water will never not be funny. Just timeless.

I'm so ashamed... and so relaxed.

It even looks like it was something approaching good advice (even if accidentally), since a breakup and murder-suicide are not even on the same order of tragedy. Not saying this would never have happened if Hayes had left Moseley, but it's just, I wish with all my heart that this were a breakup story, not this awful…

He is 18 and he's been criminally charged as an adult. Nothing unusual about identifying him.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

My three year old upon seeing this, "I WANT ONE THOSE COWS!"

But Rita Ora is a professional Rihanna lookalike.

the only possible scenario of a 13-minute jury deliberation.

What the fuck is this shit:

This is a must-read for anyone interested in civil forfeiture: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/…

Hi, so, if you ever want to propose to me, it now officially, MUST include penguins. Now that I know that's on the table, I'm refusing anything else.

Ummm no, not really

My kid is turning 5 this weekend. She gets cake and a piñata, plus 4 hours to run amok with her friends. That's pretty awesome! Fuck any further effort.

Have you ever seen the movie Local Hero? If you haven't, I highly, HIGHLY recommend it.

I believe we call those people hunters.

I'm black and I'm failing to see why this is offensive. It's mocking the KKK, not black men. I'm not saying other people cannot take offense, but I am personally not offended. The KKK (and other racist folks) hate white women dating black men. Perhaps possible off white racist, assholes is the only positive Kardashian…