I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.

Another great piece from She Who Stays Woke, Kara Brown, Our Lady Of Killing It, Teller of Truths and Dispeller of Lies.

Why don't these people play the sims?!

"Ms. Rhimes chose a performer who is older, darker-skinned and less classically beautiful than Ms. Washington, or for that matter Halle Berry."

Yeah, keep hugging pets, skateboarding and cuddling kids. Meanwhile, she remains at large...

Excellent article, Kara.

When Alessandra Stanley writes her autobiography, it should be called "How to Make a Black Woman Angry."

Damn, fuck the police just took on a whole new meaning.

Honestly, I need to applaud Jezebel with a standing ovation for this piece.

Очень глупий.

People can just DO that with their cats?!? I mean, even if I had the physical strength to hold my 18-pound monstrosity like that, he'd be off like a shot as soon as I opened the door.

We were one digit off from the Sears Catalog pick-up store when I was a kid. We'd always get calls from people looking for their orders. After patiently explaining for a few months, Dad finally started telling them varying descriptions about why their order was lost in transit. The sidesplitting laughter that ensued…

Well, I GUESS YOU HATE HAPPINESS.

Someone's going to do it...

PAW. AND. ORDER. Mariska Hargitay for #COTD.

"On behalf of
(Mother's name)
and the late but much loved
(Father's name)
you are cordially invited to attend the wedding of
Person
and
Other Person."

We did it this way: