We were one digit off from the Sears Catalog pick-up store when I was a kid. We'd always get calls from people looking for their orders. After patiently explaining for a few months, Dad finally started telling them varying descriptions about why their order was lost in transit. The sidesplitting laughter that ensued…

Well, I GUESS YOU HATE HAPPINESS.

Someone's going to do it...

PAW. AND. ORDER. Mariska Hargitay for #COTD.

"On behalf of
(Mother's name)
and the late but much loved
(Father's name)
you are cordially invited to attend the wedding of
Person
and
Other Person."

We did it this way:

Omigosh this whole thread is an embarrassment, sorry you've been ripped a new one for no fucking reason at all. You don't have to know everything to comment on something. Jesus.

Missouri firearms regulations, on the other hand :

the DENNIS system

They did that with pix of the twins and donated the whole $SHITLOAD to charity.

I love everything about this wedding :))))

That cat actually looks terrified. Cats don't usually pant except when they are under stress. Poor little guy.

Her head falls off.

I'm so done with all the crap happening this week.

I like how all the responses to this thread pretty much prove Allen's point. Kardashian models, she stars in multiple television shows, records music; she markets herself, basically. And marketing, when it's done for products, is a valued skill. What she does is not rocket science, it's not important, and it's more…

Exactly right, Kelly.

Written by a typical white person. You have no culture of your own, so you do not think other cultures should mind if you dig into theirs. Usually the culture is comprised of marginalized people.

Sure, run along kid, the grownups need to talk.

Or she's 13, disoriented when she woke up & thought she was initially imagining it. I know I'm not on top of things when I wake up in the middle of the night. But you know, or she's fucking stupid. That too.