I know nothing about parenting, but I’m pretty sure you’re doing it right.

I know nothing about parenting, but I’m pretty sure you’re doing it right.

Miles Davis - Sketches of Spain, 1960
I’m not a vinyl snob, but you pretty much MUST own this on vinyl. Obviously it’s an incredible album and Miles’ sound is complimented by vinyl anyway, but the whole album, from the sun-faded cover art to the music itself is atmospheric of a late summer in Andalusia. The sound…

Miles Davis - Sketches of Spain, 1960
I’m not a vinyl snob, but you pretty much MUST own this on vinyl. Obviously…

A woman who doesn’t shave her legs and is thus unworthy of the highest honor a woman could hope to achieve: Receiving 2.75 inches of gummy pink rage boner for approximately one third of a knock-off Ramones song.

She reminds me exactly of Joan Crawford, which I mean as high praise. She has a merciless, laser-precise plan for her career and her image and she did not come here to play. You better believe she is a solid gold bitch with her eyes on the prize and she does. not. blink.
I’m not remotely a fan, and she’s absolutely…

Nah, they’ll call her fat, plus she had her naked photos stolen, so she’s a slut. AFAIK, Taylor Swift *was* the Official Aryan Darling, but I’m guessing the lawsuit put her into “feminazi legbeard” category. I’m sure her heart is absolutely broken.

I did. We’re about the same age and when everyone was All Wills All The Tim I was drawing freckles on my face with my mom’s lip liner to see what our babies would look like. (like a chubby 5th grader with chicken pox, as it turns out)

I’m glad your dad (and your peach) is okay!

In my country, the idea of anything but monogamous marriage is looked upon as just another crazy thing white people invented, like tacos wrapped in doritos or skin cancer. Meanwhile everyone knows dad has another family on the other side of town and sis is getting it from her own husband and her best friend’s.…

She’s doing the right thing. I think the problem comes from wanting cookies for doing the right thing, for making it about you (not you you, the generic you) usually in an honest but misguided attempt to relate, or from getting in your feelings at the merest hint of criticism. Just keep making those calls, showing up…

I am genuinely pleasantly surprised. I’ve avoided GoDaddy for years because when I lived in the states all their ads were hugely sexist and demeaning towards women. Frankly it’s not a huge jump in my mind from those ads portraying women as nothing but fucktoys to the hateful devaluing of Heather Heyer because she was…

I pretty much just want to eat relish trays and tomato sandwiches (my own cuban bread and mayo plus a sprinkle of salt and all the black pepper in the known universe) but can we talk a second about people who only want super heavy foods in the summer? I was in the kitchen on my one no-cook day making a @#$% fennel…

So maybe not “weird” so much as unfamiliar to you or your cultural experience? Because weird comes across as pejorative, and given the content of the video, I’m sure that’s not what you meant.

what do you mean “weird” names?

Shoutout to all the kids who answered “present” when a substitute teacher paused during roll call.

Never had the flyest tenor up in your shor-or-orts kills me every damn time.

Blackish and the reboot of One Day at a Time, here.

“As far as I can tell, Dominicans only speak one word and it is allofthewords.” Truth. I’m usually fine with Cubanos but I have an easier time understanding minions than Domincanos.

I’m not the best at reading tone so I don’t know whether you’re joking or whether you forgot the Atlantic Slave Trade spent a lot of time in Spanish colonies, especially in the Caribbean (which is where you’d presumably find religious ceremonies involving African drums).

I mean if a faith healer gives you syphilis, at least you probably had a decent time getting it.

Still would.