I had to end a 20-year friendship a few years ago and a not-insignificant part of that was because of her OCD. She’d always been “particular” but it wasn’t fully active until about ten years ago. I educated myself, did my best to accommodate her without worrying what was “reasonable” and even joined a support group.…

I have a theory about this. La LuPone really doesn’t look anything like the historical Eva Perón aside from the hair and red lips, but her portrayal was so complete and important —and let’s be honest, more people in the English-speaking world know Evita a lot better than they know the historical Eva Perón— that it now…

Right? I mean he’s somebody’s FATHER for God’s sake.

Right? It’s like Hubris! The Musical

Magnetized water! Seriously, a woman I knew wouldn’t drink water —purified water, not plain ol’ tap— unless it had rested on a magnetic mat for three hours first. I actually felt really bad for her. Her parents both had dementia and she was terrified of the same thing happening and it manifested in orthorexia. It…

I get a kick out of Deacon Mushroom McCrankypants because bro, open your Book of Common Prayer. You’ve got prayers for abundance and agriculture right there.

You know, that’s a really good question and it deserves an answer. A friend of mine literally (literally literally, not internet literally) had no idea how to confront things she found difficult within interpersonal relationships other than passive-aggression because she —like many other people and perhaps most…

Heman Marion Sweatt with two Ts, not one.

right? You get that in la linea and pray you’ll cross before you have to use the bathroom.

May 25th or April 25th? You are doing me an confuse.

I got you on this one and it’s simple but because people have been lying to you your whole life about how to boil eggs, with all that business about starting with cold water, doing it in a kettle or whatever. Nope. What you need is room temperature eggs, boiling water and ice water. You’re going to put your room…

Hundreds of hours of practice, normally. There’s technique to it and bad technique will slow you down, but it’s just practice and a little showboating.

While there is certainly precedent for rich Fox-loving old men attempting to replace their wives with their own children (SUBTLE COUGH) I think you’ll find Murdoch’s current wife is Jerry Hall. Lachlan Murdoch is his son.

“Rupert Murdoch wanted to keep O’Reilly on, while his son James and, later, his wife, Lachlan…

Three crosses on Calvary, three hoops on a Quidditch side...COINCIDENCE?

He’d had a rough weekend!

How else would Blonde Jesus know when crack out of the Cadbury Egg? (Tho really it’s tied to Passover and the Hebrew calendar, which def. was a thing. Easter is always the first Sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox. So usually in April but also sometimes in March in the Gregorian calendar. Moons,…

It’s always the Sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox. So, y’know, just consult your doubtlessly on-hand lunar and solar calendars and you’ll be all set!

yeah, that needs to go even if it tastes fine. Unless you’re using a cured meat, two weeks is very ambitious. I think you’ll find once you stop touching things with your hands or double-dipping with utensils, your stuff won’t develop mold nearly as quickly. It’s not a commentary on your hand-washing skills, either.…

but but but the world can’t have TWO outstanding comedies written by, created by, and starring black women! That’s over-representation. We need that space in case some middle-aged white guy wants to play a schlubby manchild again!

I do only in the sense that it’s handy to have a medical professional on a plane. In fact I’d *rather* have an EMT on my flight than a GP or a specialist. I don’t even fly a bunch but I’ve been on three flights that’ve had to make requests for help and the one time there wasn’t anyone, we had to do a medical landing.